The slyr
cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

vantasass:

s0lluxd0uble-d-capt0r:

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

i can’t believe you got a text from gamzee makara

#gamzee momkara

vantasass:

s0lluxd0uble-d-capt0r:

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

i can’t believe you got a text from gamzee makara

#gamzee momkara

fyeahjokeredi:

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lets not use you as a reference joker

submitted by anoia!

skdaks2:


umm… :S

skdaks2:

umm… :S

tenderagender:

that’s not even a cat
that’s a plum wrapped in a kitten suit

tenderagender:

that’s not even a cat

that’s a plum wrapped in a kitten suit

neckbearcl:

sexhaver:

okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions

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So I saw this on my dash…

apocalypticalpacas:

sylph-of-thyme:

eranthyaenoire:

spooky-porrim:

ctsexual:

arseniiccatnip:

trickytier:

mirage-nightray:

littleredstriderhood:

nintendonut1:

hetarimarii:

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Which meant I had to do this:

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Aradiasmin, Tavrelle, Sollice, Karkarella, Nepotti, Kiana, Terezulan, Vriskahontas, Equnzel, Gamzora, Eriel, Feferi White

i’m dying send help

KARKAT

christ get the ambulance for me too

tO TEMPTING…

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how could you people have missed the goldmine that is Lottie!Nepeta

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KARKAT THOUGH

I CANT BREATHE