Your name is SLYR, and this is an OBVIOUS HOMAGE TO SOMETHING. You have many INTERESTS, which include heavy, guitar-driven music, writing, awesome web comics, the consumption of copious amounts of caffeine, and ATTEMPTING AND FAILING TO BE A BADASS. You are prone to BOUTS OF STRANGE POETRY. You are an EXTREMELY EFFEMINATE MALE, who was oft confused for a woman before you cut your hair, despite the beard. You are OPENLY PAN-SEXUAL, and most of the people you know used to think this meant you had a FETISH FOR KITCHEN APPLIANCES, but actually means you lare sexually attracted to men, women, and hermaphrodites. Your desktop computer's version Microsoft word DOESN'T WORK, which forces you to use wordpad and then your parents laptop to get any writing properly. As a WRITER, this is a cause of EXTREME FRUSTRATION for you, which is demonstrated by the fact that you are POSTING IT IN CAPS ON THE INTERNET. You are a mild insomniac, which is perfect since it means you get to STAY UP UNTIL 5 AM WRITING. Most of you're older works have been DELETED or eaten by the well-fed beast known as your bedroom, and before you really wouldn't have bothered sharing anyway. Due to this fact you have decided to start anew and hopefully get to know some of the other AWESOME WRITERS AND ARTISTS out there. You are the sous chef and one of the custodians aboard the HMS POLYAMOROUS NOMAD, and proud of it.
My works: http://slyr.deviantart.com/gallery/

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